I enjoy the HBO series True Blood. It’s about vampires, and southerners, and it’s got Rogue from X-Men in it. The main vampire is kind of a badass, and I like to refer to him as “Twilight.”
NOTE: THIS POSTING IS NOT ABOUT THE LAST FOUR EPISODES OF TRUE BLOOD, BECAUSE I HAVE NOT SEEN THEM YET! DO NOT SPOIL THESE EPISODES FOR ME OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU DEAD, LIKE BRUCE WILLIS IN THE SIXTH SENSE!
*SPOILER WARNING* Bruce Willis is a ghost the whole time in that movie. That’s why the kid can see him, because the kid sees dead people. *END SPOILER*
Well, anyway, in the show True Blood, the good vampires, like Rogue’s boyfriend Twilight, they don’t drink human blood, but instead an artificial blood drink called “Tru Blood” (like the name of the show without an ‘e’ GET IT?). And it has just been brought to my attention that HBO is currently selling Tru Blood drink from their online store (here). I HAVE TO HAVE THIS! Only, as you can see, it costs $19 for a 4-pack, and I simply can’t afford that (in today’s economy?). So, faithful readers, if you would like an exclusive review of the True Blood beverage, Tru Blood, please contact me and I will give you a shipping address for you to enter into your order at hbo.com. (The shipping address will be the same address as where I live at.)
And for anyone who is asking themselves: “Instead of sending it to those No Free Refill D-bags, why don’t I (you) just order my (your) own and drink it, thus eliminating the need for their (our) review?” You clearly do not understand what this website is about, and you are being very confusing with your pronouns.